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Sagt av Sheldon Cooper – vår tids Einstein

Nu när Stephen Hawking lämnat oss förtappade medelmåttor här på jorden får vi sätta vårt hopp till våra få, kvarvarande genier för fortsatta insikter och vishet. Som Sheldon Cooper i Big Bang Theory exempelvis. Här kommer en citatkavalkad från honom. Bazinga!


– I’m not insane, my mother had me tested.


– It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.


Penny: So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-Men?
Sheldon:  No. The X-men were named for the ”X” in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men.

– What computer do you have and please don’t say a white one?


Leonard: I did a bad thing.
Sheldon: Does it affect me?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Then suffer in silence.


Leonard: I’ve dated plenty of women. There was Joyce Kim, Leslie Winkle.
Sheldon: Notify the editors of the Oxford English dictionary, the word plenty has been redefined to mean two.

– People should have chips implanted in their skull that should explode when they say something stupid.


– Then it’s settled. Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals.


Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I’m stupid!
Sheldon: That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.

– You can’t make a half sandwich. If it’s not half of a whole sandwich, it’s just a small sandwich.


Howard: I thought you didn’t like Facebook anymore.
Sheldon: Don’t be silly, I’m a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact.


– People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important.

– If you don’t mind, I’d like to stop listening to you.


Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don’t want tea.
Sheldon: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It’s a conversation starter.
Leonard: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.


– I never said that you’re not good at what you do. It’s just that what you do is not worth doing.

– Hard as this may be to believe, it’s possible that I’m not boyfriend material.


– No, no I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupid all at once.


– Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporises rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.



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