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Måndagslistan: Bästa citaten från Monty Python


Idag tog jag på mig en övermäktig uppgift. Jag tänkte lista de bästa citaten från det mest briljanta humorgänget av de alla, nämligen Monty Python. Men nu när listan innehåller 33 citat tänker jag dock att jag får sluta innan all plats på internet tar slut.

  1. It´s just a flesh wound.
  2. We’re the People’s Front of Judea!
  3. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  4. Ah, I see you have the machine that goes Ping!
  5. I fart in your general direction.
  6. This is an ex-parrot!

  1. He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
  2. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  3. I’m not dead yet.
  4. And there was much rejoicing.
  5. Crucifixion? Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
  6. Nudge nudge, know what I mean?
  7. Blessed are the cheese makers.
  8. I came here for a good argument.

  1. What flavour is it?
  2. Welcome to The Middle of the Film.
  3. Spam, eggs, spam, spam, bacon and spam.
  4. Bring out your dead!
  5. Every sperm is sacred.
  6. That’s no ordinary rabbit!
  7. Been in the war, have we?

  1. And now for something completely different!
  2. We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say… Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing, z’nourrwringmm.
  3. We’re here for your liver.
  4. What have the Romans ever done for us?
  5. You didn’t use the canned salmon, did you, darling?
  6. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
  7. He has a wife, you know.
  8. …The Castle of aaarrgggggh. He must have died while carving it.
  9. Not much of a cheese shop really, is it?

  1. I´m sorry to have kept you waiting, but I´m afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently.
  2. Finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

Now, fuck off (där kom trettiofjärde). Men innan ni gör det, tyck gärna till om listan och posta era personliga favoriter.

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  1. Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o’clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of ‘ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!


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Synthare och Arsenal-fan som bygger webbar till vardags. Föredrar intresseväckande dialog före explosioner, och gäspar vanligtvis när det blir för mycket action såvida det inte sker i rymden. Tycker Totoro är det gulligaste djuret som någonsin fångats på film.